Buffoonery

I use my sword of ink to scribble down any buffoonery that enters my mind. (Like this blog, for example.)

I find the pen mightier than the sword. That is why I choose to use it, instead of an actual sword.

Don't get me wrong...I've contemplated cutting someone's head off, I just don't follow through with the thought. It's felonious, and I don't relish the thought of "doing time".

I've never actually "done time", but if I HAD, it's conceivable that it was due to a beheading.

What? You didn't read the title? Utter BUFFOONERY.